partybarackisinthehousetonight:
uh yeah i’m a pretty big history buff *picks up rock* this has probably been here for a long time. *touches ground* old people once stood on this ground. maybe even dinosaurs
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when people take your sarcastic jokes seriously
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how do you get a nice body without moving
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